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    Mess Up The Ketchup And She’ll Mess You Up

    | Memphis, TN, USA | Food & Drink

    Me: “Okay, ma’am, a number 3 with a root beer. Is there anything else I can get for you today?”

    Customer: “No, that’ll be all, but do me a favor.”

    Me: “Alright, what can I do for you?”

    Customer: “Don’t put any ketchup packets in my bag.”

    Me: “Okay, I’ll be sure not–”

    Customer: “You better not! I can’t eat ketchup! They piss me off!”