Client: “Help, my cat is pregnant and I have no idea what to do now!”

Coworker: “Alright, do you have any un-neutered male cats in the house, or is she an outdoor cat?”

Client: “Yes, I have two un-neutered male cats in the house. Does it matter?”

Coworker: “Well, if you have un-neutered male cats in the house, that is likely how she got pregnant.”

Client: “That’s impossible. My male cats are gay!”