Mentally Closed Down

| Goodyear, AZ, USA | Extra Stupid, Food & Drink

(It’s a little after 10:00 PM and two customers walk in.)

Me: “Welcome to [restaurant]! Two tonight?”

Customer: “Are you about to close?”

Me: “No, we are open 24 hours.”

Customer: “Oh…” *to his friend* “Let’s go then, dude.”