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    Menage A Fraud

    | North Carolina, USA |

    (I am filling out a fraudulent charge claim for a customer.)

    Customer: “There’s a charge on my statement for some medical thing and I never bought it.”

    (Note: the ‘medical thing’ is for ‘male enhancement’.)

    Me: “Okay, we can go ahead and file a fraud claim for you. So, just to verify, you never purchased anything from this company, correct?”

    Customer: “I never got anything from them!”

    Me: “Okay, so you purchased it, but you didn’t receive it?”

    Customer: “Well, it didn’t work! Not that I need it.”

    Me: “Okay, so you did receive it?”

    Customer: “No! I didn’t order it! I don’t need it! And it didn’t work!”

    Me: “Sir, you have to pick one. You didn’t order it, you didn’t receive it, or it didn’t work. But it has to be one; it can’t be all three.”

    Customer: “All of them!”