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    Meet The New Time, Same As The Old Time

    | Israel |

    Patient: “I’d like an appointment tomorrow with the doctor.”

    Me: “How does 11:20 sound?”

    Patient: “No! I want something between 11:00 and 11:30!”

    Me: “No problem! How bout 11:20?”

    Patient: “Great, see you then!”