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    (A customer walks up to counter and stares at produce.)

    Customer: “Don’t you have any vegetarian sausages?”

    Me: “This is a meat counter; we only have meat. We should have some prepacked though.”

    Customer: “But, I want to buy from here. Why don’t you sell them?”

    Me: “We only have meat on the meat counter, I’m afraid. Is there anything else you would like?”

    Customer: “Do you have tofu burgers here??”

    Me: “…”