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    Meaning What I Say

    | Omaha, NE, USA |

    (We usually ask if the customer would like a bag for a single item purchase.)

    Me: “Do you need a bag for this, sir?”

    Customer: “I don’t need a bag, if that’s what you’re trying to ask!”