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    Me No Help You

    | Akron, OH, USA | Language & Words

    (I work at a well known hardware store. I am putting something away, when a customer calls out to me.)

    Customer: “Hey you!”

    (I turn around and look.)

    Customer: “You, yeah you! I’m talking to you!”

    Me: “Yes?”

    Customer: “You electric guy?”

    Me: “No. You English major?”

    Customer: *confused* “No?”

    Me: “Didn’t think so…”

    (I walk off, leaving the man to ponder.)