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Me No Help You

| Akron, OH, USA | Language & Words

(I work at a well known hardware store. I am putting something away, when a customer calls out to me.)

Customer: “Hey you!”

(I turn around and look.)

Customer: “You, yeah you! I’m talking to you!”

Me: “Yes?”

Customer: “You electric guy?”

Me: “No. You English major?”

Customer: *confused* “No?”

Me: “Didn’t think so…”

(I walk off, leaving the man to ponder.)