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    | Ontario, Canada | Food & Drink

    Me: “Hi, how can I help you today?”

    (Note: the customer speaks like a wrestling announcer, which continues for this entire conversation.)

    Customer: “I need a medium pizza with four, count ‘em, four toppings!”

    Me: “Alright, let me just grab a pen to write your order.”

    Customer: “What are those toppings you may ask? Well, they are mushrooms, green peppers, pineapple, and sliced tomatoes!”

    Me: “Alright sir, I have all of that written down and your pizza should be ready in about–”

    Customer: “I will return in ten, count ‘em, ten minutes, and my pizza had better be ready!”

    Me: “Well we will certainly do our best, sir.”

    Customer: “Good! And if your best is not good enough, well, so be it!”