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    Me: “Welcome to the Award Winning XXXXXX, How may I help you?”

    Potential Guest on the Phone: “I would like a room.”

    Me: “And when would you be arriving sir?”

    Guest: “Huh?”

    Me: “When do you want the room?”

    Guest: “Oh! Tonight…”

    Me: “I’m sorry sir, but we are completely booked tonight, would you like me to provide the number of a nearby establishment?”

    Guest: “You got no rooms? Can’t you just give me one of the emergency rooms?”

    Me: “I’m sorry sir, we don’t have any rooms like that, we sell our rooms until we are out. We don’t keep any rooms for ’emergencies.'”

    Guest: “Oh, you have suites too don’t you?”

    Me: “Yes, we do, but we are completely booked, so there are no rooms available, every kind.”

    Guest: “No rooms?”

    Me: “No rooms.”

    Guest: “No Suites?”

    Me: “I’m sorry sir, we have no rooms of any kind, Suite or otherwise, now unless you want to book a room for another night, I am going to have to hang up.”

    Guest: “No rooms?”