Me: “Welcome to the Award Winning XXXXXX, How may I help you?”

Potential Guest on the Phone: “I would like a room.”

Me: “And when would you be arriving sir?”

Guest: “Huh?”

Me: “When do you want the room?”

Guest: “Oh! Tonight…”

Me: “I’m sorry sir, but we are completely booked tonight, would you like me to provide the number of a nearby establishment?”

Guest: “You got no rooms? Can’t you just give me one of the emergency rooms?”

Me: “I’m sorry sir, we don’t have any rooms like that, we sell our rooms until we are out. We don’t keep any rooms for ‘emergencies.’”

Guest: “Oh, you have suites too don’t you?”

Me: “Yes, we do, but we are completely booked, so there are no rooms available, every kind.”

Guest: “No rooms?”

Me: “No rooms.”

Guest: “No Suites?”

Me: “I’m sorry sir, we have no rooms of any kind, Suite or otherwise, now unless you want to book a room for another night, I am going to have to hang up.”

Guest: “No rooms?”

*click*