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    (A bookstore customer hands me a copy of the re-release of 101 Dalmatians.)

    Customer: “What does re-mastered mean?”

    Me: “They just made the colors brighter and the sound better.”

    Customer: “Oh, so it’s the same as before?”

    Me: “Yeah, just brighter colors and better sound.”

    Customer: “They didn’t change the story or anything?”

    Me: “No, it’s just brighter colors and better sound.”

    Customer: “Did they make the dogs cuter?”