Maybe He Is Under The Weather

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(I am volunteering at the info booth for a festival. A festival attendee approaches the table.)

Me: “Hi! Can I help you?”

Attendee: “Do you see those vapor trails?”

(The attendee points to the sky, where a few contrails are visible.)

Me: “Yeah?”

Attendee: “That’s how the government controls the weather.”

(The attendee walks away like nothing happened.)

Me: “…oooookay then.”