Customer: “Can I have an application to work here?”

Me: “We will need a copy of your r√©sum√© before you fill out an application.”

Customer: “What’s a r√©sum√©?”

Me: “A r√©sum√© lists your work experience and contacts.”

Customer: “Where do I get one?”

Me: “You can find lots of books that tell you the correct way to fill one out.”

Customer: “Can you write one for me?”

Me: “I don’t think you’re gonna get this job.”