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    | Seattle, WA, USA |

    Customer: “Can I have an application to work here?”

    Me: “We will need a copy of your r√©sum√© before you fill out an application.”

    Customer: “What’s a r√©sum√©?”

    Me: “A r√©sum√© lists your work experience and contacts.”

    Customer: “Where do I get one?”

    Me: “You can find lots of books that tell you the correct way to fill one out.”

    Customer: “Can you write one for me?”

    Me: “I don’t think you’re gonna get this job.”