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    May The Employees Be Ever In Your Favor

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    (I’m a customer sitting in a bookstore calmly reading my own book. I always go there because it’s pretty cozy and they let me because I’m a regular.)

    Customer: “Hey, you have a copy of The Hunger Games! The store employee said it was sold out!”

    Me: “This is my own copy, ma’am. I just come here to read.”

    Customer: “You little liar! You just don’t want ME to take the last copy to the counter first!”

    (Suddenly, the customer snatches my book out of my hands and runs to the counter.)

    Employee: “Excuse me ma’am, but I’m going to ask you to give that book back to the young miss over there.”

    Customer: “WHAT?! But I came here first!”

    Employee: “I can, in fact, confirm that the book belongs to the young miss.”

    Customer: “This is ridiculous! Sell me this book!”

    Employee: “I’m afraid I can’t, ma’am.”

    Customer: *slams my book on the counter* “This is the worst service I’ve EVER gotten! I’m NEVER coming back here!” *runs out*

    Employee: *to me* “I’m so sorry about that. If your book was harmed in any way, please let me know and I’ll reserve a new one for you.”

    Me: *laughing* “Thanks, but it’s fine. Great service though!”