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    May Contain Traces Of Messiah

    | Davie, FL, USA | Food & Drink, Religion

    Me: “Welcome to [Smoothie Store]! How can I help you today?”

    Customer: “Good morning to you! I need the large blueberry please.”

    Me: “Alright sir, Ill get those started for you. What kind of free boost would you like in your smoothies?”

    Customer: “You know what my favorite and the best boost of all is?”

    Me: “No sir, I don’t. I’m sorry.”

    Customer: “Jesus.”

    Me: “Oh, haha. You would like a Jesus boost?”

    Customer: “Why yes, I like to boost my day with Jesus everyday! mAre you filled with the light, have you accepted Christ into your life?”

    Me: “Yes sir, I have. So what boost would you like in your smoothie?”

    Customer: “I told you already.”

    Me: “I’m sorry sir, looks like were fresh out of Jesus today.”

    Customer: “Oh that’s too bad. I’ll just have the whey protein, then.”