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    Customer: “Excuse me I’m looking for a movie, it has 2 actors in it.”

    Me: “Which two actors?”

    Customer: “I don’t remember.”

    Me: “What was the movie about?”

    Customer: “I don’t remember.”

    Me: “Do you know any part of the movie?”

    Customer: “There’s a huge conflict in the middle of it.”

    Me: “That could be almost any one of these movies.”

    Customer: “Oh, here it is! March of the Penguins!”