Customer: “I’d like to order a large whopper meal with a Coke, please.”

Me: “Certainly.”

(After serving the customer, she goes to sit outside on a rather warm, summer afternoon. Ten minutes pass, and she comes back inside looking rather annoyed.)

Customer: “Excuse me, but I’d like a replacement drink.”

Me: “May I enquire as to why, madam?”

Customer: “The ice in this one has melted!”