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    May Cause Belief In Humanity To Melt Away, Part 3

    | Milwaukee, WI, USA | Technology

    (A customer brings in a phone that is still covered in the snow she just dropped it in.)

    Me: “I am sorry, but we do not service liquid damaged phones.”

    Customer: “How is that liquid damaged?”

    Me: “Well, you brought it in covered in snow.”

    Customer: “Snow is not water.”

    Me: “It’s frozen water. See how the counter is getting wet?”

    Customer: “Well, now it is! You need to replace my phone since you let it get wet!”

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