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    May Be Stupid But Having A Ball

    | Bangor, ME, USA |

    Customer: “The stop button on your roulette wheel isn’t working.”

    Me: “Let me see.”

    (I put a token into the machine. I allow the customer to play to show me what’s wrong.)

    Customer: “See, now when I hit the stop button, it keeps going.”

    Me: “The stop button only starts it slowing down to stop.”

    Customer: “No, I mean the ball.”

    Me: “Sir, the button does not control the ball.”

    Customer: “What does?”

    Me: “Physics?”