Max Pain

| PA, USA | Funny Names

Customer: “Thanks for your help. What is your name?”

Me: “My name is Max.”

Customer: “Matt?”

Me: “Max.”

Customer: “Brad?”

Me: “Max.”

Customer: “Jack?”

Me: “Max. M-A-X. Max.”

Customer: “Matt?”

Me: *giving up* “Yes.”

Customer: “Oh, good, I thought I heard you saying ‘Max,’ but that’s not a real name so I figured that I misheard.”