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    Matchless Yet Priceless

    | San Diego, CA , USA | Uncategorized

    Me: “Okay, that will be $230.11.”

    Customer: “I’ll give you $75 for it.”

    Me: “Sir?”

    Customer: “$110.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, sir. Our prices are set.”

    Customer: “Okay. $159.”

    Me: “I am really sorry. I can’t bring it down from $230.11. If you’d like, I can help you pick out something within your price range?”

    Customer: “Fine. Throw in that and I’ll get out of your hair.” (Points to a $100 hand held massager.)

    Me: “I can’t do that. I’m sorry.”

    Customer: “So much for price match! F*** this!” *leaves*