Marriage: The Ultimate Slippery Slope
(I work in the shipping and receiving department of a furniture store, where customers ring a bell so I can give them their box. We also have a loading dock for semis.)
Outside: *BANG! BANG!*
(Alarmed, I go to the loading dock where I see an E-class Mercedes sliding repeatedly down the icy incline and crashing into the building.)
Me: “Sir! Sir! What are you doing?”
Customer: “I’m trying to pick up my f***ing table! You call this customer pick-up?”
Me: “No, Sir. We call this the loading dock. The customer service door is right over here.” *points at door*
Customer: “F***! Would you come down here and help push my car up the grade while I floor it?”
Me: “Sir, that incline is solid ice. If I slip or your car slides down, I could be killed. So, no, I won’t do that.”
Customer: “Well, f*** you!”
Me: “Okay, sir. Just ring this bell over here when you get out.”
(After a few more minutes and several more crashing noises, the bell rings. I open the door and it’s the same customer standing outside.)
Me: “Hello, sir. How may I help you?”
Customer: “I need this.” *hands me slip*
Me: “Okay, sir, I’ll have that ready right here for you. Would you like some help getting it into the car?”
Customer: “F*** you!”
(The customer takes the box by himself and attempts to fit box into his back seat but fails, as it’s filled with various items. He pulls out a child’s stroller and throws it across the road and into the woods, where it catches and hangs on a tree branch. He then proceeds to throw all other items in his car out onto road. The whole time, his wife is standing with me and watching.)
Customer’s Wife: “Here you go.” *gives me a $10 tip*
Me: “Good luck with that guy.”
Customer’s Wife: “Yeah, thanks. He’s still got to put that table together!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?