Marital Bliss, In All Its Forms

Gas Station | Peoria, IL, USA

(A male customer comes up to the counter with a box of tampons.)

Me: “You should meet my husband. We’ve been married seven years and he’s never bought these.”

Customer: “You should meet my girlfriend.”

Me: “Persuasive?”

Customer: “Scary.”

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