Something Fishy With That Recipe
(Even though we’re long distance, my girlfriend and I like to cook the same thing for dinner. I’m Skyping with my girlfriend while we lie in bed talking about what we’re gonna cook for dinner tomorrow.)
Me: “So we’re gonna make salmon tomorrow?”
Girlfriend: “Yeah…”
Me: “Okay, then I need to buy olive oil, basil, vinegar… anything else for the salmon?”
Girlfriend: “Tissues…”
Me: “…Tissues?”
Girlfriend: *waking up and realizing what she said* “Wait, what?”
(Apparently her nose had been stuffy and so she said ’tissues.’)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?