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Mammary Fallacy

| High Falls, NY, USA | Food & Drink

Customer: “What desserts do you have?”

Me: *lists bunch of other desserts* “…and Turtle Cheesecake.”

Customer: “Is that made with turtle’s milk? Because I’ve heard of goat’s milk cheesecake.”

Me: “No, sir, it has caramel, chocolate, and nuts, like the candy ‘turtles’. Turtles don’t produce milk.”

Customer: “Oh…”