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    Mall Of The Living Dead

    | AZ, USA | Awesome Customers, Family & Kids

    (Today the store I work in is staying open later than the mall it’s a part of. Its external entrances are open, but there is a large, heavy metal grate over the entrance that connects it to the mall. I see a young girl walk by the entrance with an older female relative, holding her hand.)

    Girl: “Oooh!” *moves towards the door*

    Older Relative: “No, sweetie. That door is closed. We can’t go into the mall right now.”

    Girl: “No, I was just thinking about it.”

    Older Relative: “Thinking what, sweetie?”

    Girl: “That it’d keep this place really good and protected if the zombies started attacking tonight!”