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    Male Insecurities Manifested In Mocha

    | Ohio, USA |

    Customer: “I want a mocha.”

    Me: “Okay, what size would you like?”

    Customer: “The biggest one. No froth on top, either.”

    (He pays and walks off. Assuming froth meant foam, which mochas don’t get anyways, I hand the cup to my coworker as she makes the drink. The customer returns as she finishes the mocha, adding the whipped cream on top.)

    Customer: “I said no froth! Froth is too girly!”

    Coworker: “It’s just whipped cream. I can scoop it off if you want.”

    Customer: “Nah… you can leave it on there. I just won’t tell anyone it’s in my drink!”