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    Making A Rash Decision

    | VA, USA |

    Customer: “I’d like a cinnamon crunch bagel with honey walnut cream cheese, and a cup of coffee.”

    Customer’s sister: “What?!”

    Customer: “I can handle it.”

    Customer’s sister, to me: “She’s allergic to walnuts.”

    Customer: “Yeah, but I’m not too allergic.”

    Me: “Uhm..”

    Customer: “I’ll just break out into a rash. I won’t die or anything. You don’t have to worry about that.”

    Me: “I’m not so sure I—”

    Customer: “It’s just so good. I can’t help it!”