Making A Mockingjay Out Of You

(I’m working in the box office on a slow night.)

Customer: *after movie gets out* “Can I get a refund? That movie was horrible! I hated the ending!”

Me: “I’m sorry. What did you see?”

Customer:  “Catching Fire. It just ended! How am I supposed to know what happens next? It was getting really good and then it just stopped. I don’t understand why they would do that!”

Me: “Oh, well there is actually another movie coming out. It’s originally based on a book trilogy; Catching Fire is based off of the second book.”

Customer: “So that’s not the end?”

Me: “No, ma’am, the next movie will probably be out in a couple years.”

Customer: “So it’s like Breaking Dawn?”

Me: “Yes…”

Customer: “Oh, that makes so much more sense! Bye!”