(Two coworkers are discussing the recent Black Friday sale.)

Coworker #1: “I just heard two women arguing in the towel section.”

Coworker #2: “Over what?”

Coworker #1: “The towels. Apparently, they are a hot item this year.”

Coworker #2: “What do you mean?”

Coworker #1: “One lady was quicker than the other, so she snagged the towel when another lady also wanted the same one. They argued over it until the first lady broke the second lady’s finger.”

Coworker #2: *shakes head* “Over a towel!”