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    Makes You Want To Hit The Bottle

    | CT, USA | At The Checkout, Crazy Requests, Theme Of The Month

    (I am bagging groceries for an elderly woman.)

    Customer: “Now, don’t forget to pack those bags light, young man. I can’t carry like I used to.”

    Me: “Of course, ma’am. No problem.”

    (I have packed all her groceries in plastic bags, handing her each one over the counter.)

    Customer: “Young man! This bag is way too heavy! Please repack this.”

    (I look inside. There is a single two-liter bottle of soda in there.)

    Me: “Um, ma’am, I can’t split a bottle of—”

    Customer: “Just do it!”

    (I shrug, take the bottle out of the plastic bag, put it in another identical plastic bag, and hand it back to her.)

    Customer: “Ah, see? That’s much better. Why couldn’t you do that the first time?”