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    Make The Seat-Save Run In Less Than 12 Parsecs

    | Houston, TX, USA | Geeks Rule, Movies & TV

    (This is at a midnight showing when a new Star Wars movie was released.)

    Me: "When the doors open please go in and take your seats. You will not be allowed to save seats for people further back in line."

    (Customer waves his hand in the air like a Jedi.)

    Customer: "You will let us save seats."