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    Make That A Triple Non-Fat Sexy Latte

    | Vancouver, BC, Canada |

    (A woman walks into the coffee shop and orders a latte with “sexy” foam. I make what I thought was a latte with really “sexy” foam.)

    Customer: “F***! This isn’t right.¬†I want it with really sexy foam.”

    Me: “Okay…”

    (I make her another, with lots of really thick foam.)

    Customer: “No, no! Sexy foam, really sexy foam!”

    Me: “Okay, so less?”

    Customer: “No, you know… sexy! Sexy foam!”

    (I make her a third drink. This time less foam and more milk.)

    Customer: “You don’t get it! I want sexy foam. Really sexy foam!”

    Me: *giving up* “I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!”