Make Sure The Crime Is Worth The Time
Me: “That’ll be $129.00.”
Customer: *hands me credit card*
Me: “And can I just see some ID with that please?”
Customer: *hands me ID*
Customer’s Husband: “This just goes to show you that if you want to steal someone’s charge card, you’d better steal their ID, too!”
Customer: “Yeah, but they wouldn’t look like the ID.”
Customer’s Husband: “Well, you could surgically alter your face to look like theirs.”
Me: “That seems like an awful lot of effort to get a couple of sweatshirts.”
Customer: “I know! At least do it and get some electronics or something!”
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