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Make Sure The Crime Is Worth The Time

, | Mystic, CT, USA | Uncategorized

Me: “That’ll be $129.00.”

Customer: *hands me credit card*

Me: “And can I just see some ID with that please?”

Customer: *hands me ID*

Customer’s husband: “This just goes to show you that if you want to steal someone’s charge card, you’d better steal their ID, too!”

Customer: “Yeah, but they wouldn’t look like the ID.”

Customer’s husband: “Well, you could surgically alter your face to look like theirs.”

Me: “That seems like an awful lot of effort to get a couple of sweatshirts.”

Customer: “I know, at least do it and get some electronics or something!”