Me: “Thank you for calling *** business customer service. How can I help you?”

Customer: “Where y’all at, India?!”

Me: “No sir, I’m in Maine.”

Customer: “Maine? Where the h***’s that?”

Me: “Northern New England, sir.”

Customer: “England, I thought you sounded funny.”

(Note I have a VERY slight New England accent and this guy sounded like a Southern good ol’ boy).

Me: “No, NEW England sir, northeastern United States.”

Customer: “Oh, up in Canada then! Well you done learned English pretty good I guess!”

Me: “…”

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