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    | Vancouver, BC, Canada |

    (I am asking if a customer would like to get our discount card. She agrees and then starts to fill out the information.)

    Me: “What is your name, ma’am?”

    Customer: “I don’t want any of my information in the BEAST!”

    Me: “Pardon me?”

    Customer: “The beast is a 6 foot wide computer in Berlin.”

    (My coworker walks out of the break room to see what the commotion is about. The customer sees him and turns to address him.)

    Customer: “Did you know IBM kept the registry for all of the Jews in the Holocaust?!”

    (My coworker and I just stand there in silence and I continue ringing though the transaction.)

    Customer: “Facebook is going to be the end of us!”

    (She then pays and we think she’s leaving and everything is fine. Suddenly, as she is walking out of the store, she turns around and screams.)

    Customer: “Canada is in GRAVE danger! To be forewarned is to be forearmed!”