Lying Is All Relative(s)
(I am working in my father’s cafe. A customer orders a substantial amount of food.)
Me: “Okay. That will be $36.19 please.”
Customer: “Oh, no. I’m the owner’s brother, so I get all of my food half price.”
Me: “Um, okay. That will still be $36.19, sir.”
Customer: “Excuse me! Do you know who I am!? Now ring my order up right, or I’ll get your purple-haired a** fired!”
Me: “Okay, give me moment.”
(I turn around to the grill line, where my father is cooking.)
Me: “Hey, daddy! This guy says he’s my uncle, and if I don’t give him a discount you’ll fire my purple-haired a**. What should I do?”
(I have never seen someone run out of a restaurant so fast in my life!)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.