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    Luncheon And On And On

    | Edmonton, AB, Canada | Bizarre, Food & Drink

    (Note: I quit working at this store for 7 months and then returned.)

    Customer: “Oh so how are things? I haven’t seen you for a while.”

    Me: “Oh, good. Yeah, I actually haven’t worked here for the last 7 months. This is my first day back.”

    Customer: “Oh, I just thought you were on lunch break or something.”