Lt. Ripley Goes Shopping

| Winnipeg, MB, Canada | At The Checkout, Pets & Animals, Uncategorized

Customer: “Do you have any wasp spray?”

Me: “I’m sorry, but we’re currently out. Maybe [other store] has it.”

(The customer thanks me and walks away. Thirty minutes later I see him at the checkout with a super-soaker, some lighters and a one liter bottle of lighter fluid. I just stare at him in disbelief.)

Customer: “Wish me luck!”