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    Lt. Ripley Goes Shopping

    | Winnipeg, MB, Canada | At The Checkout, Pets & Animals

    Customer: “Do you have any wasp spray?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but we’re currently out. Maybe [other store] has it.”

    (The customer thanks me and walks away. Thirty minutes later I see him at the checkout with a super-soaker, some lighters and a one liter bottle of lighter fluid. I just stare at him in disbelief.)

    Customer: “Wish me luck!”