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    Customer: “I want a printer that doesn’t take ink.”

    Me: “You mean, like a laser printer that takes toner?”

    Customer: “No, I want one that you don’t have to put ink in.”

    Me: “As in, you never need to replace the cartridges?”

    Customer: “Exactly.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, sir. That’s not possible.”

    Customer: “Why not?”

    Me: “Conservation of mass?”