Lowering The Toner

| West Midlands, UK | Uncategorized

Customer: “I want a printer that doesn’t take ink.”

Me: “You mean, like a laser printer that takes toner?”

Customer: “No, I want one that you don’t have to put ink in.”

Me: “As in, you never need to replace the cartridges?”

Customer: “Exactly.”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir. That’s not possible.”

Customer: “Why not?”

Me: “Conservation of mass?”