Love The Life Choice, Hate The Life
Restaurant | Hagerstown, MD, USA
(A woman called in to make a reservation.)
Woman: “Hi, I’m a vegetarian, what can you do for me?”
Host: “Well, I can check with the kitch–”
Woman: *interrupting* “And I don’t wanna hear pasta, tofu or vegetables!”
Host: “Well ma’am, what did you have in mind?”
Woman: “I don’t know, but everywhere I call offers me that, and I don’t like any of it!”














