(A young woman walks up to the registers with a book.)

Customer: “I’d like to return this notebook.”

Me: “Is there something wrong with it?”

Customer: “Yes, there’s a naked man on the front cover.”

Me: “Uh, that’s Leonardo Da Vinci’s Vitruvian Man.”

Customer: “He’s naked.”

Me: “It’s a five hundred-year-old drawing.”

Customer: *hissing* “HE’S NAKED.”

Me: “…would you like store credit?”