Love In The Time Of Zombies, Part 2
(My boyfriend loves zombies, but I don’t really care for them. He has gotten me into ‘The Walking Dead’ and we’ve just watched the scene where one character has had to kill his turned brother.)
Me: “What would you do if zombies actually turned out to be real and attacked?”
Boyfriend: “I’d protect you no matter what!”
(We go into the logistics of his plans and ideas.)
Boyfriend: “What would you do if zombies were real?”
Me: “S*** myself.”
Boyfriend: “What?”
Me: “Yeah, just cry and fall on the ground and probably s*** myself.”
Boyfriend: “No rescue plans? What would happen if I got infected?”
Me: “Too busy s******* myself for that.”
Boyfriend: “I guess I am the romantic in this relationship…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?