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Losing Faith In Humanity, Bit By Bit

| New Jersey, USA | Technology

(I help set up new computers. I set up a new system for a user last week, and didn’t get to finish because she was out of office. She comes in today looking rather irritated.)

User: “I want all my 64 bits.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

User: “My new computer has Windows 7, right?”

Me: “Yes, it does. Is there something wrong with it?”

User: “You do know that means it uses up 7 bits, right?”

Me: “I’m sorry?”

User: “So, I want all of my 64 bits back!”

Me: “Ma’am, it doesn’t work–”

User: “Never mind! You’re useless!” *storms out*