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    The Early Bird Counts Its Chickens In The Bush

    | Oregon, USA |

    (My boss spent 35 years in the Army, and it shows.  He is famous for quoting motivational posters.)

    Boss, to camper: “I understand your concern, ma’am, but sometimes you have to crawl before you can walk.”

    Camper: “I just wanted to transfer campsites.”

    Boss: “Understood. But sometimes it takes a village, right?”

    Camper, to me: “Can I speak with someone who isn’t on crack?”