Loonies Can You Drive Looney

| Niagara Falls, ON, Canada | Geography, Money

(I’m working at a ticket counter in Niagara Falls, Ontario.)

Customer: “Are these prices printed in dollars?”

Me: “Yes, they are.”

Customer: “Why is everything in dollars?! I’m from the United States, and I take offense to you people posting everything in dollars and asking me to use your f***ing Monopoly money! You should be ashamed of yourself! WHY IS EVERYTHING IN DOLLARS?!”

Me: “Canadian currency is also called the ‘dollar’…”