November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

Looking For Some Consoling Advice

| Oklahoma City, OK, USA | Bizarre, Technology, Theme Of The Month

(I work the graveyard shift in the electronics department. It is the night of the PlayStation 4 midnight release, and throughout the night, I have been receiving a lot of phone calls from customers asking whether there are any more PS4s in stock.)

Me: “Thank you for calling. This is electronics. How may I help you?”

Customer: “Do you guys have any more PS4s in stock?”

Me: “No, sir. We sold out of those about a half hour ago.”

Customer: “Really? Okay. Well, do you know when the XBox One comes out?”

Me: “I believe they come out on the 22nd.”

Customer: “Oh, yeah? So next week… Well, which one do you prefer?”

Me: “Ha! I’m an XBox person myself, really.”

Customer: “Yeah? That’s cool. Hey, I have one more question. It may sound kind of weird.”

Me: “Okay?”

Customer: “Can you help me with my science homework?”

Me: “…uh… Google, bro…”