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    Living On The Edge Vs. Driving Off Of It

    | Nevada, USA |

    Customer: “I get to drive my own buggy, right?”

    Me: “Yep. Of course, you are guided, but that’s only because the instructors know where the cliffs are. You’ll be chasing one.”

    Customer: “A guide? I’ll be chasing a guide? What if he goes over a cliff?”

    Me: “Well, they always keep groups away from the cliffs.”

    Customer: “But what if I want to go over a cliff?”

    Me: “If that’s the case, I don’t think we can take a check for your damage deposit.”