Me: “Front desk, this is [me].”

Guest: “Is this the front desk?”

Me: “Yes, ma’am. What can I do for you?”

Guest: “Is it okay to get in the hot tub?”

Me: “Yes, ma’am. It is open 24 hours.”

Guest: “Okay. I was just checking because there seem to be bubbles in it.”

Me: “No, that’s normal.”

Guest: “I’ll call you if it’s a problem.” *click*